Some true facts about Berbatov.

[Makkaveli101]

hi my lovely mates .. kuwaity is coming again to tell you some thing special about our big hero dimi berbatov .. i dreamed i was with him on a boat alone in the atlantic ocean .. the sharks were around us wants to kill us and berbatov had a ball .. he played with the ball and showed his skills to the sharks, after that i saw all the sharks were dancing around the boat and went away .. wooooooow i kissed him and thank him for saving my life.

:rofl: God I forgot how funny this was, and still is. "Sharks dancing around the boat"! LMAO.

Kuwaity was like a cross between Borat and Bruno! An absolute legend! :bowdown:

 

[invictaspur]

I'm not going to apologise for bumping... it's been a year!

 

[RickyVilla]

Ha ha ha. I remember laughing so much at the original I was in agony as I had a cracked rib. Brilliant

 

[spurs mental]

I was only in reading this thread this morning because I saw it in someone's sig. What a thread. :lol:

 

[DoublePivot]

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

 

[3Dnata]

My true fact about Berbatov- he's feeling rather unwanted at the moment.

 

[gibbs131]

My true fact about Berbatov- he's feeling rather unwanted at the moment.

I would welcome him back. The tabloids twisted Ramos claiming he was not picked because of his mental state, as him refusing to play.

He wanted to leave yes (which is fair enough), but he would have played if picked.

 

[PT]

I would welcome him back. The tabloids twisted Ramos claiming he was not picked because of his mental state, as him refusing to play.

He wanted to leave yes (which is fair enough), but he would have played if picked.

I watched his body language while he warmed up in a pre season game in Spain and believe me or not, he did not want to be there.

 

[EastLondonYid]

When he said Samelar Hound i think he meant he's similar to a hound when he runs!

 

[spurslenny]

I'm thinking of contacting missing person's to see if they can
locate Kuwaity.

We need him back. I need him back.

'hello my lovely mates!' - brilliant!! :rofl:

 

[dynamoSpurs]

I was only in reading this thread this morning because I saw it in someone's sig. What a thread. :lol:

:hello::hello::hello::hello:

@spurslenny: get him back! guys a legend!

 

[StartingPrice]

:rofl:

Missed this one first time around.

:think: What would Dr. Freud make of that?

 

[Durrrr]

The funniest post I've ever read.

 

[thinktank]

berbatov plays well
berbatov is samelar hound when he run with the ball
berbatov is bright like dogs bright
his face looks like deer face

hi my lovely mates .. kuwaity is coming again to tell you some thing special about our big hero dimi berbatov .. i dreamed i was with him on a boat alone in the atlantic ocean .. the sharks were around us wants to kill us and berbatov had a ball .. he played with the ball and showed his skills to the sharks, after that i saw all the sharks were dancing around the boat and went away .. wooooooow i kissed him and thank him for saving my life.

fu*k off when i see his eyes i feel i want to kiss a goat .. wooooooooooow

Jesus fucking christ, what an honour and a privilege to read the above. That's the gold standard right there.

"fuck off when I see his eyes" lmfao

 

[gibbs131]

This book reminds me of deerface lingo:


http://www.amazon.com/How-Good-bye-...=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1273713038&sr=8-1

How to Good-bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?

Product Description
I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway. I have known 70-year-old man who has practiced it for 20 years. As a result, he has good complexion and has grown 20 years younger. His eyes sparkle. He is full of vigor, happiness and joy. He has neither complained nor born a grudge under any circumstance. Furthermore, he can make love three times in succession without drawing out.

In addition, he also can have burned a strong beautiful fire within his abdomen. It can burn out the dirty stickiness of his body, release his immaterial fiber or third attention which has been confined to his stickiness. Then, he can shoot out his immaterial fiber or third attention to an object, concentrate on it and attain happy lucky feeling through the success of concentration.

If you don't know concentration which gives you peculiar pleasure, your life looks like a hell.

About the Author
Hiroyuki Nishigaki, a graduate of Osaka City University in 1963, resides in Japan. He was employed by the Kyodo News Agency until 1976. He is the author of four books in Japanese, including How to Attain Silent Knowledge, and the author of one book in English Rejuvenation and Unveiled Hidden Phenix.

 

[tottenham4life]

had all this with martin jol. another fact about berba, he is a tosser

 

[Son_Of]

This book reminds me of deerface lingo:


http://www.amazon.com/How-Good-bye-...=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1273713038&sr=8-1

How to Good-bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?

Product Description
I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway. I have known 70-year-old man who has practiced it for 20 years. As a result, he has good complexion and has grown 20 years younger. His eyes sparkle. He is full of vigor, happiness and joy. He has neither complained nor born a grudge under any circumstance. Furthermore, he can make love three times in succession without drawing out.

In addition, he also can have burned a strong beautiful fire within his abdomen. It can burn out the dirty stickiness of his body, release his immaterial fiber or third attention which has been confined to his stickiness. Then, he can shoot out his immaterial fiber or third attention to an object, concentrate on it and attain happy lucky feeling through the success of concentration.

If you don't know concentration which gives you peculiar pleasure, your life looks like a hell.

About the Author
Hiroyuki Nishigaki, a graduate of Osaka City University in 1963, resides in Japan. He was employed by the Kyodo News Agency until 1976. He is the author of four books in Japanese, including How to Attain Silent Knowledge, and the author of one book in English Rejuvenation and Unveiled Hidden Phenix.

berbatov constricts his anus 100 times like deer anus

 

[gibbs131]

berbatov constricts his anus 100 times like deer anus

He probably has a cig sticking out of his.

"Malarkey? or Effective Way?" is the part which cracked me up.

How many Japanese people do you know who say malarkey? haha.

 

[dax]

Martin Jols man with smoking cigarettes,fucking shit at all :rofl:

 

[Locotoro]

He probably has a cig sticking out of his.

"Malarkey? or Effective Way?" is the part which cracked me up.

How many Japanese people do you know who say malarkey? haha.

this has me in stitches at 2:20 in the morning

:rofl::rofl::rofl: