Some true facts about Berbatov.

[TheVoiceofReason]

berbatov plays well
berbatov is samelar hound when he run with the ball
berbatov is bright like dogs bright
his face looks like deer face

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Eek :wink: :grin: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[sussexyid]

my favourite post i have ever read!!:rofl: :clap: :beer:

Seconded
:stupid: :rofl:

 

[bomberH]

berbatov plays well
berbatov is samelar hound when he run with the ball
berbatov is bright like dogs bright
his face looks like deer face

Fucking gold it. And the fact you still edited it to what it is now, makes this post possibly the best post in the last 48 years.

I think it's safe to assume English isn't your first (or 8th) language so fair play for attempting. Fucking gold it.

His face looks like deer face :rofl:

Berbatov is bright like dogs bright :rofl:

The second line. :rofl:


Fucking gold it.

 

[gregga]

berbatov plays well
berbatov is samelar hound when he run with the ball
berbatov is bright like dogs bright
his face looks like deer face

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

OMG how can anyone be that funny without trying?!!?

funniest post i've ever read!!

 

[inegve]

Deer face ....sweet jesus :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[night-watchman]

this thread is on glory glory.net as well

once Dimitar Berbatov walked into heaven, the next day God announced his retirement

 

[night-watchman]

berbatov plays well
berbatov is samelar hound when he run with the ball
berbatov is bright like dogs bright
his face looks like deer face

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :clap:

 

[dixiespurs]

It is rumoured Dimitar Berbatov's blood cures cancer, however Dimitar Berbatov does not bleed!

 

[SlunkSoma]

berbatov plays well
berbatov is samelar hound when he run with the ball
berbatov is bright like dogs bright
his face looks like deer face

Hahahaaa that was classic. Deer face, can't argue with that...is Dogs bright a canine toothpaste? This kid's post has to be forwarded to everyone-in the world no less.

 

[SlunkSoma]

Haha, still laughing about kuwaity's post. Chuba should do a legends sig starring him.

 

[Welsh_spurs_fan]

Berbatov once walked in too the arsenal camp and wenger couldnt believe his eyes that his dream come true but wishing (only if he was 20 years younger )

Bulgeria is hot cause berbatov positioned the sun

Arsenal once wanted to sign Berbatov and he laughed

Berbatov was the original bassist to van halen

Porn was invented after the women off the world saw Berbatov

Berbatov put dax wax out of business

Al copone went to jail for thinking he was Berbatov

Berbatov is the only man too score 3 goals without touching the ball

Berbatov is the reason Hitler commited suicide

Davenport was sold for droping Berbatov for him self upfront on Pro evo

 

[londondude]

"Davenport was sold for droping Berbatov for him self upfront on Pro evo"

I have beefed up berbi's stats on pro evo. lovely with the addition of M. petrov spurs are in first place half way though my season.

 

[Welsh_spurs_fan]

"Davenport was sold for droping Berbatov for him self upfront on Pro evo"

I have beefed up berbi's stats on pro evo. lovely with the addition of M. petrov spurs are in first place half way though my season.

:grin:

 

[SlunkSoma]

<see avatar. ok its wearing thin now

 

[kuwaity]

Haha, still laughing about kuwaity's post. Chuba should do a legends sig starring him.

i'm happy to be with you mates .. but this is my ways to explain my feelings about people

berbatov can kick the ball like jacky chan when he kicks the asses
his speed like leropard speed ( am i a lair ?! )
he jump like a frog
his neck is very long like jiraffe neck (positive)
when he smiles you will remmber monkey smile .. i love monkeys
his hair like snake hair
his voice like parrot voice
he walks like pelican
i love you berbatov .. only i want to see you after that i will die

 

[Tickers]

If Dimitar Berbatov posted on here, he'd be even funnier than kuwaity.

 

[londondude]

"when he smiles you will remmber monkey smile .. i love monkeys"

Brilliant but I thought the beatles were better.

 

[Timbo Tottenham]

i'm happy to be with you mates .. but this is my ways to explain my feelings about people

berbatov can kick the ball like jacky chan when he kicks the asses
his speed like leropard speed ( am i a lair ?! )
he jump like a frog
his neck is very long like jiraffe neck (positive)
when he smiles you will remmber monkey smile .. i love monkeys
his hair like snake hair
his voice like parrot voice
he walks like pelican
i love you berbatov .. only i want to see you after that i will die

I didn't think it could get any better!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[RickyVilla]

:rofl: I can't handle this. I have a cracked rib and laughing makes it hurt. Stop it fellas

 

[PYiddy]

i'm happy to be with you mates .. but this is my ways to explain my feelings about people

berbatov can kick the ball like jacky chan when he kicks the asses
his speed like leropard speed ( am i a lair ?! )
he jump like a frog
his neck is very long like jiraffe neck (positive)
when he smiles you will remmber monkey smile .. i love monkeys
his hair like snake hair
his voice like parrot voice
he walks like pelican
i love you berbatov .. only i want to see you after that i will die

I love you!! if u r ever in the paxton it would be an honour to buy you a capri sun and a balti pie!!