Some true facts about Berbatov.

[tRiKS]

"Davenport was sold for droping Berbatov for him self upfront on Pro evo"

I have beefed up berbi's stats on pro evo. lovely with the addition of M. petrov spurs are in first place half way though my season.

just won the league without conceeding a goal (i am good)

Berb upfront with Ronaldo

 

[sheringmann]

berbatov plays well
berbatov is samelar hound when he run with the ball
berbatov is bright like dogs bright
his face looks like deer face

THOSE ARE SOME TRUE FACTS!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[tRiKS]

i'm happy to be with you mates .. but this is my ways to explain my feelings about people

berbatov can kick the ball like jacky chan when he kicks the asses
his speed like leropard speed ( am i a lair ?! )
he jump like a frog
his neck is very long like jiraffe neck (positive)
when he smiles you will remmber monkey smile .. i love monkeys
his hair like snake hair
his voice like parrot voice
he walks like pelican
i love you berbatov .. only i want to see you after that i will die

my love is bigger cake than your cake for Berbatov

he have nipples like eye of giant

he smell like humous smells

he jump and float but not come down for two minutes like ipod

if he had game not good he at home kick tiger... not cat... i love monkey the same

welcome my time

 

[SlunkSoma]

i'm happy to be with you mates .. but this is my ways to explain my feelings about people

berbatov can kick the ball like jacky chan when he kicks the asses
his speed like leropard speed ( am i a lair ?! )
he jump like a frog
his neck is very long like jiraffe neck (positive)
when he smiles you will remmber monkey smile .. i love monkeys
his hair like snake hair
his voice like parrot voice
he walks like pelican
i love you berbatov .. only i want to see you after that i will die

Haha....but where can I find an avatar for parrot voice? Walks like a pelican-that is the best thing ive heard since...well "deer face" actually.

 

[kuwaity]

my love is bigger cake than your cake for Berbatov

he have nipples like eye of giant

he smell like humous smells

he jump and float but not come down for two minutes like ipod

if he had game not good he at home kick tiger... not cat... i love monkey the same

welcome my time

:rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :clap: .. maybe he is batman :shrug:

 

[inegve]

Oh my god!You totally had me with the snake hair Eek
:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

 

[kuwaity]

snakes in kuwait have a hair !! :shrug:

 

[mitch1972]

berbatov plays well
berbatov is samelar hound when he run with the ball
berbatov is bright like dogs bright
his face looks like deer face

High praise indeed - I can just imagine John Motson saying this. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[bomberH]

Seriously mods, can we gold this.

I want to look at Kuwaity's posts in this thread every time i'm feeling down. I think i've broken my bumhole via sphincter eruption from reading the 2 posts.

 

[gorbachev°]

ok true story.

dimitar is actually batman. football is only a hobby for him, and of course, he doesnt attend training. when he is not playing for spurs he is actually running around, driving, flying, being a vigilante. yeah i know bulgaria is not romania, but its near isnt it? anyways , batman's (a.k.a dimitar wayne a.k.a bruce berbatov) favourite party trick is to crush blocks of ice with mear glances. he then proceeds to blend himself a tall glass of ice to make alcoholic slush puppies. he really is the man. batman, of course.

 

[spurs4europe]

superman wears dimitar berbatov pyjamas!

 

[michaelden]

dimitar berbatov took the velcro off kanoute's chest and placed it on his boots to give him greater control

 

[SlunkSoma]

dimitar berbatov took the velcro off kanoute's chest and placed it on his boots to give him greater control

Dimitar Berbatov owns Mali, which is why Kanoute wanted to be Malian.

Dimitar Berbatov slept with your mum, and your dad gave him a high 5

Dimitar Berbatov invented the I.Q. testing system so he could more accurately pity fools. (wait that one doesnt work)

http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=fact&person=mrt&id=dov7xn1la3lhamwg2dz8lyaz3hpq96ty

 

[chivers!]

Other players strike the ball - Dimitar Berbatov sends it on a mission.

 

[vegassd]

Dimitar Berbatov is immune to lasagne.

And he has a deer face.

 

[michaelden]

when noah was drifting in the ark berbatov was surfing the waves

 

[kuwaity]

Other players strike the ball - Dimitar Berbatov sends it on a mission.

:rofl: good one:clap:

 

[kuwaity]

Dimitar Berbatov owns Mali, which is why Kanoute wanted to be Malian.

Dimitar Berbatov slept with your mum, and your dad gave him a high 5

Dimitar Berbatov invented the I.Q. testing system so he could more accurately pity fools. (wait that one doesnt work)

you know berbatov can sleep with all women in the world at the same time and give the orgasm for every women, believe me .. woooooooooow how sexy he is :bowdown: :hump: :shrug:

 

[gorbachev°]

berbatov beat the crap out of superman and ate him. he tried to fly around the sun to recharge but the sun kept backing off.

 

[Dimi53]

:rofl: kuwaity son, your a legend!

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