Some true facts about Berbatov.

[Gilzeanking]

Berbatov likes to sit down and watch TV sometimes

 

[Bill_Oddie]

Seriously mods, can we gold this.

I want to look at Kuwaity's posts in this thread every time i'm feeling down. I think i've broken my bumhole via sphincter eruption from reading the 2 posts.

Not while kuwaity is still posting. The mans a legend. :rofl:

 

[brakefluid]

Not while kuwaity is still posting. The mans a legend. :rofl:

OMG.....I haven't stopped laffing yet.......Kuwaity = Legend

 

[inegve]

Dimitar Berbatov is immune to lasagne.

And he has a deer face.

bwahahahaha :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: that deer face always gets me.

 

[dvdhopeful]

I am so pleased I found this thread. I agree Kuwaity is an utter legend.

'woooooooooow how sexy he is' should be in everyones sig

 

[Rupstoh]

More from Kuwaity please!!

 

[woolfe-yid]

MC Hammer allowed Berbatov to touch it !!

 

[EmperorKabir]

www.chucknorrisfacts.com

 

[vegassd]

Everything Bryan Adams does, he does it for Berbatov.

 

[InOffMeLeftShin]

Haha this is hilarious, I maybe shouldn't have read Kuwaity's reply while I was working!

Berbatov is so good in front of goal they named a hat after him (think about it)

 

[Disgusto]

Berbatov won the 110m hurdles race by walking and kicking them over.

 

[jj87]

Haha.

A genuinely funny thread in Spurs Chat.

Well done.

 

[NiLePrInCe]

:lol::lol:

Berbatov farts molotov cocktails!

and he is a VAMPIRE!!

(you guys are nuts btw)

 

[tooey]

LEGENDS LEGENDS LEGENDS LEGENDS LEGENDS.... You've actually made my night shift bareable guys... I FUCKING LOVE U ALL. Kuwaity....sorry but somebody phone channel 4 and give that guy a comedy slot...u beauty....

 

[tRiKS]

:rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :clap: .. maybe he is batman :shrug:

it's all for you kuwaity

tell us more about his deer face

 

[kuwaity]

hi my lovely mates .. kuwaity is coming again to tell you some thing special about our big hero dimi berbatov .. i dreamed i was with him on a boat alone in the atlantic ocean .. the sharks were around us wants to kill us and berbatov had a ball .. he played with the ball and showed his skills to the sharks, after that i saw all the sharks were dancing around the boat and went away .. wooooooow i kissed him and thank him for saving my life.

 

[ST]

:rofl:

 

[snake1]

hi my lovely mates .. kuwaity is coming again to tell you some thing special about our big hero dimi berbatov .. i dreamed i was with him on a boat alone in the atlantic ocean .. the sharks were around us wants to kill us and berbatov had a ball .. he played with the ball and showed his skills to the sharks, after that i saw all the sharks dancing around the boat and go away .. wooooooow i kissed him and thank him for saving my life.

Cheers dude.:rofl:

 

[wearetheparklane]

I'm glad i came back for that.:rofl:

 

[NiLePrInCe]

hi my lovely mates .. kuwaity is coming again to tell you some thing special about our big hero dimi berbatov .. i dreamed i was with him on a boat alone in the atlantic ocean .. the sharks were around us wants to kill us and berbatov had a ball .. he played with the ball and showed his skills to the sharks, after that i saw all the sharks were dancing around the boat and went away .. wooooooow i kissed him and thank him for saving my life.

even though he could've turned them into stone by getting them to stare at his snake hair, but Berbatov is much more cooler than that, isn't he? :lol: